This topic was inspired by my husband, Chris. He not only jogs but apparently during the past few weeks he has managed to swallow a few flies in the process. Every time he does this he asks me if I have ever swallowed any flies, the answer is no. One thing I have managed not to do while running is swallow flies, I hope to keep this from happening if at all possible.
Have you ever swallowed a fly while running? I have actually ran through swarms of flies while running and have still managed not to swallow one, I usually hold my breath when I see them coming. The fact that Chris has managed to swallow multiple flies is quite funny to me, although I guess it wouldn’t be if I were the one swallowing all the flies.
Basically what happens is while he is running he ends up choking on a fly. One minute he is running fine and the next he is sucking a fly down his throat. I burst into laughter every time he tells me this has happened to him, although if it were me swallowing flies I don’t think I would find it quite as amusing, but it’s not me!! I told he just has to keep his mouth shut and breath through his nose while running, this is easier said than done.
I am hoping one day I don’t discover that my husband is actually a frog like the King in Shrek, but if I did I would love him just as much.